In Which Miss M Learns an Unsual Skill

One little-known talent my favorite sister possesses is the ability to levitate. I think she learned it from the llamas in Machu Picchu. Miss Munchkin was understandably intrigued and asked Rene for some pointers.

Well, first you raise your left knee like this. No, no, your other left knee.


Then you kick your leg forward and flip up your hair. Don't forget: the hair is key. Yes, very good!


Now, say "Cilantro" while tilting your head to the right. I can skip this step because I am so good. Now you try.


Yes! OK, let's put it all together. Remember: knee, kick, tilt, Cilantro!

Look, Mom, I'm levitating!