Saturday, July 18, 2009

2 Quotes and a Joke



Here are two quotes I wanted to remember and a joke I couldn't forget.

"Do not marry the person you think you can live with. Marry the person you can not live without."

"We are saved by faith alone, but faith that saves is not alone."

And now, on a totally different note:
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A happy pitbull.

I know, I know, it's bad. Sorry!

4 comments:

Camie said...

Hmmmm...how about a cow at a SuperFund cleanup site?

MrsMama said...

Good guess Camie! But no. :)

Trish said...

Love the quotes, so true.
Ummmmm....the joke I have no clue when are you going to give us the answer?

idreamicanfly said...

Here's my favorite marriage quote of the week:

"Marry the right person and you won't need marital advice."

Too true, eh?

The joke, hmm. An elephant? Can't be that easy, I'm sure.