Tuesday, November 03, 2009
The Wolf Man Returns
You may remember my interesting encounter at the gym with the Wolf Man. Yesterday, he was there again, only this time he was shirtless. Ack! I was a bit distracted and made a quick detour into the restroom to plan my course of action. As the door closed behind me I was genuinely puzzled. Apparently they had remodeled over the last few weeks and had added, um, urinals to the women's restroom. Huh. That was...odd. I glanced around, confused. Maybe they put those in for all of those mothers who drag their little boys into the restroom with them. Ah, that must be it. How thoughtful! And convenient.
Waaaait a minute..........
It slowly dawned on me: I wasn't in the women's restroom.
I shot out of there like a bullet. A mortified bullet fleeing from reality.
I don't think anyone saw me. The only one around was the Wolf Man and he seemed focused on staring into space. I just hope he doesn't have a blog.
"There was this really weird woman at the gym the other day...."