Overheard in Miss Munchkin's classroom:
Teacher: "Now about the time they started putting aluminum floors on airplanes, women started wearing little sharp, pointed high-heels. So they they'd walk on the aluminum floors..."
Student: "The plane would crash and everybody would die!"
Teacher: "No.....people would wonder why big men could walk on aluminum floors with no problem and these little women would walk around and poke holes all over the floor."
Student: "If a really fat lady was wearing heels, would she fall though the floor of the plane?""