(Overheard in Miss Munchkin's classroom)
Teacher: Put the giant pencil down.
Student1: I don't have another pencil!
Teacher: Borrow one.
Student2: What do you have against giant pencils?
Teacher: Nothing, other than the distraction that it causes.
Student2: Are you prejudiced against giant pencils?
Teacher: (calmly) Just their distractions.
Student2: You're prejudiced against giant pencil distractions?
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