My nine-year old boy cracks me up. He has a deadpan way of saying things and will deliver the funniest lines without cracking even a hint of a smile. We went out today for lunch at our favorite Chinese buffet and throughout the course of the meal, Master Munchkin made the following comments:
"I love shrimp. Too bad they only come in bite-size."
Me: Here, try some of this squid.
"I made an oath never to eat anything with more than four legs."
Me: Shrimp have more than four legs.
Pause. "Four BIG legs."
Me: Are you done with your food?
"No, I still have ice cream; Only a fool would give up his dream."