My nine-year old boy cracks me up. He has a deadpan way of saying things and will deliver the funniest lines without cracking even a hint of a smile. We went out today for lunch at our favorite Chinese buffet and throughout the course of the meal, Master Munchkin made the following comments:
"I love shrimp. Too bad they only come in bite-size."
Me: Here, try some of this squid.
"I made an oath never to eat anything with more than four legs."
Me: Shrimp have more than four legs.
Pause. "Four BIG legs."
Me: Are you done with your food?
"No, I still have ice cream; Only a fool would give up his dream."
Wow. I'm peering into this old blog and can see a few cobwebs and spiders
lurking. Time to blow them off, shoo them out and get writing again.
To my delight...
2 comments:
Too funny! He's right, only a fool would give up his dream or his ice cream :-)
What a good American he is. We could all learn much from such a man.
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