"Mom! Look at this icicle - it's impeccable!" Master Munchkin
Miss Munchkin: Does my bottom look weird?
Me: Noooo, why?
Miss Munchkin: I'm wearing corduroy. Corduroy always makes bottoms look weird.
Master Munchkin, upon seeing his sister's math book, in his best movie announcer voice: Algerbra 2: It's back. And this time it's bad!
Master Munchkin: What's Calculus?
Me: I don't know; I never took it.
Master Munchkin: Of course you didn't; You're a free spirit!
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